Random short-The Phone Call by kamacazi, literature
Literature
Random short-The Phone Call
The Phone Call
In the darkness of a cave, past the bolted doors lay things you've never seen before, IN DEXTER'S LABRATOR-, I mean, in the dank lair of Johnathan Talbait, he sits at his chair. Checking his watch, he picks up the phone and dials.
"Hello?"
"It's time."
He hangs up, then dials a different number this time.
"Yes?"
"It's time."
He continuously conveys the message to many other people, until the phone rings. John answers to hear,
"What do you mean 'it's time'? Time or what?"
"You know!" John says, "Time for-hold on I have a call on the other line."
He presses the transfer button.
"Yello?"
"12:04"
"What?"
"You asked fo
Akatsuki Vacation Chapter 5 by kamacazi, literature
Literature
Akatsuki Vacation Chapter 5
Chapter 5
Aw, shit. Hidan thought.
He had to pee. Not wanting a repeat of chapter 2's fiasco, he went behind a tree that was just outside where the vehicle was parked. On the way in, he saw something that sat under the couch Deidara slept in, and a wave of devious idea's flooded in.
Three Minutes Later,
Tobi awoke with a start. He had another nightmare about clowns attacking the world and Chuck Norris unleashing an attack so powerful that it destroyed the clowns, and Tobi, who was caught in the blast.
Tobi needs to stop fantasizing about Chuck Norris... Tobi thought
"Tobi...." Said a raspy voice
Tobi froze. Slowly, a red balloon dri
Akatsuki Vacation Chapter 4 by kamacazi, literature
Literature
Akatsuki Vacation Chapter 4
Chapter Four
( Er, this chapter's a bit awkward.....You can skip it if you want.)
It was now Kakuzu's turn to drive, and the Akatsuki all knew what that ment. That's right, really old, really already dead or retired bands. Kakuzu and Pein(Who was sitting passenger seat,) both were headbanging to What is Love. Kisame had been smart and brought his laptop, and was watching the Nostalgia Critic make fun of Casper. Itachi was sulking his newly developed blindness, while Sasori endlessly debated with Hidan weather the new, or the classic TMNT was better. Tobi was playing with Maji along with Konan,and Deidara was playing with some Model Magic c
Akatsuki Vacation Chapter 3 by kamacazi, literature
Literature
Akatsuki Vacation Chapter 3
Chapter 3
Konan was happily driving the RV, with Maji on her lap, sunbathing. Her favorite song, Diablo Rojo, was playing on the CD player, to everyone's dismay. Everyone else likes songs with cool beats and lyrics, but Diablo Rojo was just a big guitar solo.
*Groan*
"Aw, c'mon! I have some FlyLeaf on this CD too!"Konan said
*Grooooooaaaaaaaaaaaan*
Finally the song ended, only to be replaced with Evanescence.
"Aw, c'mon, Konan. Play some cool music!" Hidan said
"Hey! Evanescence is cool!" Konan protested.
"Yeah!" Itachi chimed in. "I love Bring Me To Life!"
"Right.." Hidan said.
"Hey, Deidara-sempai? Why is there a big green lady ov
Akatsuki Vacation Chapter 2 by kamacazi, literature
Literature
Akatsuki Vacation Chapter 2
Chapter 2
Konan sat in one of the side couches, stroking her new found friend. Maji purred with enthusiasm, happy at himself for finding such a kind owner. Kisame sat on the other side of the room, in pure fear of the feline friend that Konan was embracing.
"Why are you so scared of Maji?" Konan asked "Is it because your a fish?"
"Hardly." Kisame said " Don't you know the legends? Black cat's are bad luck!"
"He's not entirely black." Konan said. "Look, his belly is white. Besides, that's just a superstition from the time of the Spanish Inquisition. Does Maji look like a witch to you?"
"Ok, but you'll be sorry." Kisame said.
Konan set Ma
Akatsuki Vacation Chapter 1 by kamacazi, literature
Literature
Akatsuki Vacation Chapter 1
The Akatsuki Vacation
"This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of-"
"Shut Up!"
It was a bad day. Killer Bee had escaped and that left everyone in a bad mood. And Hidan's crappy attempt at Remember the Name was not helping one bit. Hidan did as he was told (which was extremely rare) and went over to his room, to sing in peace. Deidara was arguing with Sasori again, Pein walked in the room after finishing firing Sausuke, mumbling;
"That's the LAST time I hire an emo."
Konan was sewing something, Itachi and Kisame were playing Clash of Ninja, Kakuzu was somewhere counting his money, and Tobi.......
I moved accounts.
This account will stay here for about a month and then It'll be deleted so yeah if you're one of those rare peeps who actually think I'm cool than you go and watch me here.
Deleting all these old posts is helllllll
Now I remember why I left deviantART in the first place. They are NOT very user friendly.
I swear how hard is it to put a Mass Post editor into this site. (actually probably very hard)
can u help me plz!!... can people just put there stuff into my club? one of my friends saids its not letting them put one of there drawling into the dogs and cats spot. can u help me out on this one every time a person hits the join group button it said soory the join group is closed at this time... i need help plz!
Hey you should check out the first of my new short story series Frosty Frewster. It follows the advenures of five friends as they travel through the world of Macasca. They must battle an evil naturian race to to prevent the extinction of the other Naturian races. They will also face struggles within the group as relationships threaten to tear them apart.